B. Novice Impromptu Event Prompts

Round 1 - 2:00 pm

  1. Speaker 1


    Speaker 1:

    “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.  It smells like victory.” - Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now

    “When you tell on someone, you're not only telling on them.  You're telling on yourself.” - Cindy, A Brady Bunch Movie

    “Fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.” - Labyrinth

  2. Speaker 2


    Speaker 2:

    “E.T. phone home.” - E.T.

    “I was in the hall.  I know, because I was there.” - Wadsworth, Clue

    "Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have.  It is the very last inch of us.  But within that inch we are free." - V for Vendetta

  3. Speaker 3


    Speaker 3:

    “Greed-for lack of a better word-is good.  Greed is right. Greed works.”  Michael Douglas, Wall Street

    “First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.” - A Bug's Life

    "Your true love lives and you marry another.  True love saved her in the fire swamp and you treated it like garbage.”- The Princess Bride

  4. Speaker 4


    Speaker 4:

    “I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.”- Don Carleone, The Godfather

    “If I'm not back in five minutes....wait longer.”  Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura Pet Detective

    “I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking.  And I plan on finding out what that is.”  – Zoolander

  5. Speaker 5


    Speaker 5:

    “May the force be with you.”  -Yoda, Star Wars

    “Sometimes I wonder if God would ever forgive us for what we've done to each other.” -Blood Diamond

    “Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.”  -Good Will Hunting

  6. Speaker 6


    Speaker 6:

    “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. “ Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca

    “I do believe in fairies, I do, I do.” - Peter Pan

    “Let's hit the brakes.  They'll fly right by.”  -Top Gun

  7. Speaker 7


    Speaker 7:

    “What we do in life echoes in eternity.” - Gladiator

    “Nobody puts baby in the corner.”  - Dirty Dancing

    “Daddy's a litigator.  Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers..He's so good he gets paid five hundred dollars an hour just to fight with people, but he fights with me for free 'cause I'm his daughter.” - Cher, Clueless

Round 2 - 3:15pm

  1. Speaker 1


    Speaker 1:

    "Hell is for children."- Pat Benatar

    “A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.” -Bob Dylan

    “Am I eating chicken or tuna?” - Jessica Simpson

  2. Speaker 2


    Speaker 2:

    "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -Decca Recording Company rejecting the Beatles, 1962

    “A lot of people can't stand touring but to me it's like breathing.  I do it because I'm driven to do it.” - Bob Dylan

    “Big girls don't cry.” - Fergie

  3. Speaker 3


    Speaker 3:

    "It's much too late to do anything about rock & roll now ..." - Jerry Garcia / Grateful Dead

    “A poem is a naked person...Some people say that I am a poet.” - Bob Dylan
    “I used to get my money at the end of the week, buy my mum something, or buy a record, and that was it.” - Elton John

  4. Speaker 4


    Speaker 4:

    "They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art." - Charlie "YardBird" Parker

    “All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie”. - Bob Dylan

    “I think somehow you need to get to a certain point in your life where the notion of failure is absurd.” - Jeff Tweedy, Wilco

  5. Speaker 5


    Speaker 5:

    "There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another." -Frank Zappa

    “All this talk about equality.  The only thing people really have in common is that they are going to die.” - Bob Dylan

    “Buy buy, says the sign in the shop window; why, why says the junk in the yard.” - Paul McCartney

  6. Speaker 6


    Speaker 6:

    " I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful." - Tre Cool, Green Day

    “You can’t always get what you want.”  The Rolling Stones

    “I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.”- Justin Timberlake

  7. Speaker 7


    Speaker 7:

    "The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you.” - B.B. King

    “Chaos is a friend of mine.” - Bob Dylan

    “You can't help but change a little bit, but on the inside, I'm still completely the same person.” - Brittney Spears

Finals & LD Elim 1 - 5:15pm

  1. Speaker 1


    Speaker 1: Bumper Stickers

    I'll keep my freedom, my guns, my religion, and my money...You can keep "The Change".

    My gym can beat up your gym

    Climate Change: A bogus crisis invented by the Left to destroy capitalism and freedom

  2. Speaker 2


    Speaker 2: Bumper Stickers

    Republican: Because not everyone can be on welfare

    Warning: I drive like a Cullen

    Save the whales, save the world

  3. Speaker 3


    Speaker 3: Bumper Stickers

    Change I Can Believe In: Impeach Biden

    What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

    Honk if you're Amish

  4. Speaker 4


    Speaker 4: Bumper Stickers

    Change:  It takes a Carter to get a Reagan

    The closer you get, the slower I go

    Come to the dark side.  We have cookies!

  5. Speaker 5


    Speaker 5: Bumper Stickers

    Annoy a Liberal: Listen to Rush Limbaugh

    My other car is a Mercedes

    My karma ran over your dogma

  6. Speaker 6


    Speaker 6: Bumper Stickers

    I'll give your president the same respect you gave mine.

    Stop Global Whining?

    Honk if my kid falls out

  7. Speaker 7


    Speaker 7: Bumper Stickers

    Cogito Ergo Femina Sum

    Well behaved women rarely make history

    Save the earth: It’s the only planet with chocolate.