B. Novice Impromptu Event Prompts
Round 1 - 2:00 pm
Speaker 1
Speaker 1:
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.” - Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now
“When you tell on someone, you're not only telling on them. You're telling on yourself.” - Cindy, A Brady Bunch Movie
“Fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.” - Labyrinth
Speaker 2
Speaker 2:
“E.T. phone home.” - E.T.
“I was in the hall. I know, because I was there.” - Wadsworth, Clue
"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch we are free." - V for Vendetta
Speaker 3
Speaker 3:
“Greed-for lack of a better word-is good. Greed is right. Greed works.” Michael Douglas, Wall Street
“First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.” - A Bug's Life
"Your true love lives and you marry another. True love saved her in the fire swamp and you treated it like garbage.”- The Princess Bride
Speaker 4
Speaker 4:
“I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.”- Don Carleone, The Godfather
“If I'm not back in five minutes....wait longer.” Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura Pet Detective
“I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.” – Zoolander
Speaker 5
Speaker 5:
“May the force be with you.” -Yoda, Star Wars
“Sometimes I wonder if God would ever forgive us for what we've done to each other.” -Blood Diamond
“Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.” -Good Will Hunting
Speaker 6
Speaker 6:
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. “ Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca
“I do believe in fairies, I do, I do.” - Peter Pan
“Let's hit the brakes. They'll fly right by.” -Top Gun
Speaker 7
Speaker 7:
“What we do in life echoes in eternity.” - Gladiator
“Nobody puts baby in the corner.” - Dirty Dancing
“Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers..He's so good he gets paid five hundred dollars an hour just to fight with people, but he fights with me for free 'cause I'm his daughter.” - Cher, Clueless
Round 2 - 3:15pm
Speaker 1
Speaker 1:
"Hell is for children."- Pat Benatar
“A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.” -Bob Dylan
“Am I eating chicken or tuna?” - Jessica Simpson
Speaker 2
Speaker 2:
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -Decca Recording Company rejecting the Beatles, 1962
“A lot of people can't stand touring but to me it's like breathing. I do it because I'm driven to do it.” - Bob Dylan
“Big girls don't cry.” - Fergie
Speaker 3
Speaker 3:
"It's much too late to do anything about rock & roll now ..." - Jerry Garcia / Grateful Dead
“A poem is a naked person...Some people say that I am a poet.” - Bob Dylan
“I used to get my money at the end of the week, buy my mum something, or buy a record, and that was it.” - Elton JohnSpeaker 4
Speaker 4:
"They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art." - Charlie "YardBird" Parker
“All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie”. - Bob Dylan
“I think somehow you need to get to a certain point in your life where the notion of failure is absurd.” - Jeff Tweedy, Wilco
Speaker 5
Speaker 5:
"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another." -Frank Zappa
“All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are going to die.” - Bob Dylan
“Buy buy, says the sign in the shop window; why, why says the junk in the yard.” - Paul McCartney
Speaker 6
Speaker 6:
" I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful." - Tre Cool, Green Day
“You can’t always get what you want.” The Rolling Stones
“I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.”- Justin Timberlake
Speaker 7
Speaker 7:
"The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you.” - B.B. King
“Chaos is a friend of mine.” - Bob Dylan
“You can't help but change a little bit, but on the inside, I'm still completely the same person.” - Brittney Spears
Finals & LD Elim 1 - 5:15pm
Speaker 1
Speaker 1: Bumper Stickers
I'll keep my freedom, my guns, my religion, and my money...You can keep "The Change".
My gym can beat up your gym
Climate Change: A bogus crisis invented by the Left to destroy capitalism and freedom
Speaker 2
Speaker 2: Bumper Stickers
Republican: Because not everyone can be on welfare
Warning: I drive like a Cullen
Save the whales, save the world
Speaker 3
Speaker 3: Bumper Stickers
Change I Can Believe In: Impeach Biden
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
Honk if you're Amish
Speaker 4
Speaker 4: Bumper Stickers
Change: It takes a Carter to get a Reagan
The closer you get, the slower I go
Come to the dark side. We have cookies!
Speaker 5
Speaker 5: Bumper Stickers
Annoy a Liberal: Listen to Rush Limbaugh
My other car is a Mercedes
My karma ran over your dogma
Speaker 6
Speaker 6: Bumper Stickers
I'll give your president the same respect you gave mine.
Stop Global Whining?
Honk if my kid falls out
Speaker 7
Speaker 7: Bumper Stickers
Cogito Ergo Femina Sum
Well behaved women rarely make history
Save the earth: It’s the only planet with chocolate.