1. "Have a piece of bread, maybe you'll calm down a little" - Kim Richards, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
2. "I'm sorry that I said you were dumb. Maybe I meant that you're stupid, I don't know." - Katie Rost, Real Housewives of Potomac "GO TO SLEEP!" - Bethenny Frankel, Real Housewives of New York City
3. “If you don't win, it can still be a victory.” - Jeff, Survivor

1. "People come for me all the time. They just don't find me." - Karen Huger, Real Housewives of Potomac
2. "So nasty and so rude." - NeNe Leakes, Real Housewives of Atlanta
3. "You have a little family van!" - Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County

1. "Fix it, Jesus." - Phaedra Parks, Real Housewives of Atlanta
2. "Let's talk about the husband" - Kim Richards, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 
3. "The only thing I'm guilty of is being Shah-mazing." - Jen Shah, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

1. "Be cool. Don't be all, like...uncool." - Luann de Lesseps, Real Housewives of New York City
2. "Who gon' check me, boo?" - Sheree Whitfield, Real Housewives of Atlanta
3. "I invited her into my home! I gave her a beverage!" - Candiace Dillard, Real Housewives of Potomac

1. "I'm Gone With the Wind fabulous!" - Kenya Moore, Real Housewives of Atlanta
2. "Pay attention, puh-lease." - Danielle Staub, Real Housewives of New Jersey
3. "It's Turtle Time." - Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York City

1. "Bye wig!" - NeNe Leakes, Real Housewives of Atlanta
2. "I've had enough of you, you beast" - Kim Richards, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
3. "OK, satchels of gold." - Kelly Bensimon, Real Housewives of New York City

1. “I gave up a life moment to be here.” – Ricard, Survivor
2. “I was like the tumbleweed bouncing awkwardly in the middle.” - Xander, Survivor
3. “If you don't win, it can still be a victory.” - Jeff, Survivor

1. “This is Survivor but I feel like a thriver.” - Deshawn, Survivor
2. “That's a lot of money in Canada, so thank you.” - Erika, Survivor
3. “Your truth bomb was a little bit more of a truth kamikaze, my friend.” - Xander, Survivor

1. “I want this season to make a difference.” - Heather, Survivor
2. “This experience has been truly a beautiful mess, because the mess came but the beauty is on the rise.” - Deshawn, Survivor
3. “I left my soul out here in Survivor.” - Danny, Survivor

1. “It's been a long time since a woman's won. I want to see a woman win, ideally me.” - Erika, Survivor
2. “It's Little Bro vs. Big Bro.” - Deshawn, Survivor
3. “I like that this season kinda throws out all the expectations we have of Survivor.” - Xander, Survivor

1. “The gameplay and morals intersected and it was hard.” - Deshawn, Survivor
2. “We cannibalized ourselves, y'all.” - Liana, Survivor
3. “You're always one relationship away from extending your life in this game or getting your torch snuffed.” - Shan, Survivor

1. “Wow, that drama was over quick. Not even three seconds.” - Jeff, Survivor
2. “We're all liars here.” - Shan, Survivor
3. “I'm black wherever I go. That's just it.” - Liana, Survivor

1. Speaker 1

   “What are you? An idiot sandwich?” – Gordon Ramsey, Hell’s Kitchen

   “It's not like I can do an ice carving of George Washington.” – Angelo, Top Chef

   "Look how orange you look, girl!" – Alyssa Edwards, RuPaul’s Drag Race

1. Speaker 2

   “You added so much salt and pepper I can hear the dish singing ‘Push It.’” – Gordon Ramsey, Hell’s Kitchen

   “I'm like an underdog, like an Italian dog, a good one.” – Fabio, Top Chef

    "Your tone seems very pointed right now." – Willam, RuPaul’s Drag Race

1. Speaker 3

   “I’ve never, ever, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in…as little as you.” – Gordon Ramsey, Hell’s Kitchen

   “It's like the old Rocky soundtrack playing in my head.” – Antonia, Top Chef

    "This is not RuPaul's best friend race!" – Lashauwn Beyond, RuPaul’s Drag Race

1. Speaker 4

   “You do seriously surprise me…You surprise me as to how [bad] you are.” – Gordon Ramsey, Hell’s Kitchen

   “To get eliminated for the same dish, you gotta be STUPID then.” – Fabio, Top Chef

    "Go back to Party City, where you belong!" – Phi Phi O'Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race

1. Speaker 5

   “There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.” – Gordon Ramsey, Hell’s Kitchen

   "If you can't love yourself, how the hell are You going to love somebody else?" – RuPaul, RuPaul’s Drag Race

   “Decisions, decisions.” - Tamal Ray, The Great British Bake Off

1.  Speaker 6

   “My gran could do better! And she’s dead!” – Gordon Ramsey, Hell’s Kitchen

   "You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista!" – Aja, RuPaul’s Drag Race

   “I like a shallow tart.” - Michael Chakraverty, The Great British Bake Off

Speaker 7

“There’s lots of wobbles happening this weekend.” - Flora Shedden, The Great British Bake Off

“Interesting? That's the kiss of death.” – Carla, Top Chef

"Your tone seems very pointed right now." – Willam, RuPaul’s Drag Race