Speaker 1

Round 1:

1. 5G is overrated.
2. Life360 has done more harm than good.
3. The USFG should implement a single-payer healthcare system.
4. Trimetazidine should not be allowed in sports.
5. Let them eat cake.

Speaker 1

Round 2:

1. Obsessions are always unhealthy.
2. Honesty ought to be valued above kindness.
3. The USFG should substantially increase its funding toward nuclear energy.
4. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ought to be valued as a real church.
5. A small crack can sink a huge ship.

Speaker 1

Finals, CONGRATS!

1. Nikki Haley would beat Donald Trump in a UFC fight.
2. Loot boxes and microtransactions ought to be banned from gaming.
3. Girl scouts should get out of the cookie business.
4. California should substantially increase its investment in high-speed rail.
5. Government transparency is a unicorn in a dense fog. - Chat GPT