Speaker 1

Round I

SPEAKER 1

“Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.” -  Fran Lebowitz

“A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.” -  Irish Proverb

“Sleeping is not time wasting.” -  Mike Wilson

Speaker 2

“Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.” -  Bill Cosby

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” -   Anthony Burgess

“Like all other forms of pleasure, sleep may become a passion.” – Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Speaker 3

 “You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare, either way i don’t wanna wake up from you.” -  Beyoncé Knowles

“Sleep is the best meditation.” -  Dalai Lama

“Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.” -  Albert Camus

Speaker 4

“Let the poets cry themselves to sleep, and all their tearful words will turn back into steam.” -  Conor Oberst

 “But the mind travels far - and mysteriously - in sleep.” -  Mary A. Ward

“It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.” - Baltasar Gracian

Speaker 5

"No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap."  -  Carrie Snow

“Life is too short to sleep on low thread-count sheet." -   Leah Stussy

"I'll sleep when I'm dead.” -  Warren Zevon

Speaker 6

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?” — Ernest Hemingway

“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.” -— Gillian Flynn, Gone Gir

“Sleep is the most innocent creature there is and a sleepless man the most guilty.” — Franz Kafka

Speaker 1

“Eating is always a decision, nobody forces your hand to pick up food and put it into your mouth.”

-Albert Ellis, Michael Abrams, Lidia Dengelegi

“Health food makes me sick.” - Calvin Trillin

“Eating is really one of your indoor sports. You play three times a day, and it's well worth while to make the game as pleasant as possible. - Dorothy Draper

Speaker 2

“There is no love sincerer than the love of food.” - George Bernard Shaw

“Food is our common ground, a universal experience.” - James Beard

“You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.”

- Julia Child

Speaker 3

“It's the company, not the cooking, that makes a meal.” - Kirby Larson

“Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.”

-          M. F. K. Fisher

“Never eat more than you can lift.” - Miss Piggy

Speaker 4

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”

-          Orson Welles

“Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.” – Socrates

“Food is the most primitive form of comfort.” - Sheila Graham

Speaker 5

“If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.” - Sefer Hasidim

“You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.” - Ronald Reagan

“What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.”  - Lucretius

Speaker 6

“Hunger never saw bad bread.” - Benjamin Franklin

"Hunger: One of the few cravings that cannot be appeased with another solution." - Irwin Van Grove

“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”

-          Mahatma Gandhi

Speaker 1

“Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake.” - Bible, 1 Timothy v. 23.

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” - Henny Youngman

“It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.” - Heraclitus

Speaker 2

“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” - Nancy Astor

“I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.” - Oscar Levant

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

- Ernest Hemingway

Speaker 3

“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton

“Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.” – Robert Benchley

Speaker 4

“What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking!” – George Gordon

“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.” – Tom Waits

Speaker 5

“A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” – Louis Pasteur

“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” – Dudley Moore

“Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.” – Ben Jonson

Speaker 6

“I like beer.” – Bret Kavanagh

“He that drinks fast, pays slow.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.” – Unknown